have found a new place to live.
and am so happy i could throw up on you.
this business of waking up in the morning unsure of where i would be living in a few weeks has given me a new empathy for the homeless.
but then i see the famous Spare Change Guy walking through campus and all tender feelings immediately evaporate.
that's right, have said it:
hate the scg.
boston's darling and the unofficial mascot of suffolk univerity.
he has become a regular fixture here in historical boston, his monotonous call for spare change ringing like bells of freedom across the commons and through the state house.
but he's kind of a dick.
he is actually not homeless (this was proven when he was arrested in his frammingham home sveral times).
so as you can see,
he's just a huge douche
that needs to get a job.
but for some reason, people absolutely LOVE him.
like fox news, whose station is on campus. they're always asking him his opinion and regularly feature him, humoring his "derelict charm".
and if "derelict charm" is synonomous for
"crazy ramblings of the crimminally insane and lazy", then i guess he has plenty of it.
those douchebags at fox news even asked him what his advice was on how to stay cool in the summer.
seriously, are they retarded?
that's like putting an ethiopian on tv and asking him his diet tips.
ok whatever my point is that
a)
have finally found a home.
and b)
spare change guy is scamming us all and enjoying the ride.
2 comments:
i will have you know that i lol'd thoughout the entirety of this post, mostly at you witty criticism of the faux-homeless, but also largely in part of how fox 25 news was, is, and ever shall be retarded without end.
dude... every time i walk by their station, which so you know is between 2-6 times a DAY, i actually fantasize about burning the damn place to the ground, then watching the scg piss on the ashes.
fuck them.
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