Tuesday, October 7, 2008

creep

as if couldnt possibly be any more consumed by facebook, the creators have invented

facebook chat.

now have yet one more item in life to obsessively check continuously, becoming elated with wild joy when see triumphant flash of a new message, or cruelly brought to manic lows when finding it bare.

which is exactly as have found it now.

empty, like the sullen, distant stare from the man on the subway you thought was a total creep but then later discovered he was blind. or had just died with his eyes open.

do you see what i mean?

and for the gentlemen, it's a whole, new medium of emotional fuckwittage.

am seriously sitting here, waiting for HIM to facebook chat me, like he's been doing consistently for the last week.

like a giant douche.

have been psychologically conditioned by all his facebook inbox messages, pokes, and chats to just regularly expect them, so now that he's suddenly witholding his attention, am practically gaging for it.

oh my god.

he is pavlov.

he is pavlov, and i am his classically conditioned dog.

didn't even see it comming.... thought self was in lead, considering he badly needs a nose job and he asked for my number first.

then today on newsfeed it said that the asshole had taken a new facebook wife, a different girl than the one he was in an open relationship with!!



should just kill myself, my life is pathetic.

1 comment:

Salwa said...

dude even if he got a massive nose job, you'd still be way in the lead.