bonsoir

so, several things:

im moving to thessaloniki, greece this january for a semester abroad.

one of my bosses bought me an eiffel tower hookah.

and i've perfected my smoke rings.

(somewhat).

you think that working at a hookah lounge all these months i would have had decent practice.

but i'm always so self conscious doing them, because i'm afraid i'll look like a fish.

or miming a blow job.

i don't know, i've got issues.

whatever.

in other news, i saw a girl on a bike get hit by a car today.

by a woman driver.

typical.

hey, woman drivers-

you're making us look stupid.

put down the mascara

stop texting your boyfriend or rochelle or your mom or whoever it is that is diverting your attention

stop fiddling in your purse or singing beyonce

and just drive without killing people.


i really don't think that's so much to ask.